The Freedom Fighter

And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads: And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name. – Revelation 13:16-17

I wrote 2000 pages of legislation and paid big money for the best lobbyists to persuade crooked congressmen to vote for the legislation I wrote that requires all Americans to sign up for a The Freedom Fighter subscription and read it every day.

This website is very expensive to read and 50 million Americans could not afford to see it. My legislation will make it affordable for those unfortunate people.

October 1st was the big day. The launch of the new The Freedom Fighter site was to be a glorious, historical day, but unfortunately; I didn’t expect the 50 million people who couldn’t afford it before and who were now required by law to read it to try to go online and try to read it all at the same time. My basic GoDaddy web hosting account can’t handle all this traffic and FreedomFighter.gov is currently experiencing technical difficulties and not working properly for most readers.

I wonder why the porn sites don’t crash all the time?

Maybe naked ladies just aren’t as popular as The Freedom Fighter.

Of course I’m lying. This site is not that popular and neither is healthcare.gov. This story was made up to make you believe it is wildly popular and extremely busy. If you perceive it so; you will log on to the site. No one wants to eat in an empty restaurant.

But the government wouldn’t lie to you right? The news people wouldn’t lie to you right? You saw it on T.V., so it must be true. All the Freemen in America are in a mad rush to sign their lives, fortunes and sacred honor away to the federal government. All the Freemen in America are clamoring for their social security numbers, health information, and other various personal data to be given to ex-ACORN employees. Freemen who live in a free country want free healthcare from the government so badly that the website doesn’t work. The T.V. said it, so it is true.

“People learn from TV. Even if they know it is fiction, even if they know if writers can make stuff up, especially in the realm of medicine and public health, if a doctor says something to a patient, people tend to think that someone has checked that, that it’s true.” – Marty Kaplan, director of the Norman Lear Center

I wonder if the roll-out of the Mark of the Beast will have these kind of issues?

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Free Healthcare!

The government has free healthcare for you if can get through the sign-up process on their website. I haven’t been on it yet. I’ve been too busy trying to get a hold of the guy with the free car from the free section on Craigslist.

That shizzle is for rizzle for freezle my nizzle! I needs me some healthcare! I’m gonna sign up twice!

Unelected Slave Master Testifies On ObamaSlaveCare

I know it’s three hours long with no Jon Stewart or Bill Maher-type comedy, but you should watch it anyway because these people are outright, blatantly, overtly talking about how they own us because we are their chattel now. If you are or want to be a Freeman; WATCH THIS VIDEO.

In which the Time changes

What Is It Going To Take To Get the American People to Demand Liberty?

Who is this shill in the yellow tie? He makes me sick; making excuses for these Brownshirts. It’s her fault for not knowing that breast milk is allowed? How did we get to the point of even wondering if breastmilk, a life-sustaining drink made from love for precious, fragile humanity is allowed anywhere? Sandra Fluke said her friend was embarrassed in front of everyone at the store because she couldn’t afford birth control pills. We’re supposed to cry for someone who can’t afford to kill her babies and this is how we treat a loving mother? These people are misanthropic. They hate their lives. They hate you. They want to control every minutiae of your life. Their only in the airport now, but watch for the snakes to start slithering in your front yard. More…

She Can See Russia From Her Backyard Because Now It Is In Russia!

Did you know about the American Islands we gave away to Russia? What about the land sold much closer to home to a much worse country? More…

Who Is He Praying To?

Obama has been seen wearing the costumes of three different religions. He is good at mimicking the mannerisms of different faiths to pander to various constituencies for their favor and votes. Does he put on an act at the Bohemian Grove, or can those who participate in the annual homo-sex Pagan festivities trust that Obama will deliver plenty of human sacrifices?

 

$40 Per Check Adds Up

Obama insisted on a payroll tax holiday worth about $40 per check, but what good will it do if he gets his proposed dividend tax increase?

“Obama is proposing to raise the dividend tax rate to the higher personal income tax rate of 39.6% that will kick in next year. Add in the planned phase-out of deductions and exemptions, and the rate hits 41%. Then add the 3.8% investment tax surcharge in ObamaCare, and the new dividend tax rate in 2013 would be 44.8%—nearly three times today’s 15% rate. Keep in mind that dividends are paid to shareholders only after the corporation pays taxes on its profits. So assuming a maximum 35% corporate tax rate and a 44.8% dividend tax, the total tax on corporate earnings passed through as dividends would be 64.1%.” – WSJ

Maybe you don’t care because you’re not some kind rich Warren Buffet investment tycoon, or neither you or anyone you know has a 401k, IRA, or  any type of retirement plan. More…

Funny Money

Contraband?

Street value of $19.95

Bounties have been added to concussions in the current NFL controversies. They’re looking for a good reason to ban football. This time life imitates art. The Running Man is coming. “Several players described their profession as ripe for this to happen: a violent workplace with plenty of cash floating around.”

“It happens a lot on special teams, where they prey on those young guys — the ‘expendables’ as I like to call them — who want some extra money or want to prove their worth so they can stick around longer.” – CT Post

These kind of people are perfect for the President’s brownshirts, but for the entertainment division of the DHS/TSA/Citizen Security Force.

When the dissidents are being disappeared, when the naked body scanners are in your neighborhood, after the declaration of martial law because of the financial meltdown; the people are going to need their Government supplied Bread and Circus. Don’t be surprised to see football outlawed and the players recruited for a new job. More…

 We Can Upgrade Our Cellphone Plan Every 2 Years; Why Not the Constitution?

Our Constitution is just fine the way it is. It has lasted 223 years because it was done right. The critics think the grass is greener on the other side. They want to point out all the new and extra rights in other constitutions without pointing out that those people learned it from us. We have many guaranteed “Rights” that aren’t in the Constitution. Miranda Rights, Affirmative Action, hate crime laws, et al. We have many agencies to enforce those “Rights:” EEOC, HUD, DHHS, OSHA, a gigantic bowl of alphabet soup to protect “Rights.” Why are Americans, especially those who have sworn to uphold and defend the Constitution looking to other constitutions for influence and guidance? That’s like Da Vinci using your child’s refrigerator art as a muse. More…

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