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You’re Now Free to Move About the Country

As long as you are willing to give up your self-respect and dignity, and your right to freely travel.


As long as you get irradiated or felt-up first.


As long as the pervert TSA screener can get nude pictures of your wives and daughters for those lonely rainy nights at home.


The Govern(control)ment(mind) says they no longer use the naked body scanners. They’ve actually downgraded to a system that only produces a cartoonish outline of our figures, and I believe them because the Government loves us.

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No. There may be weapons under those muscles.

No. There may be weapons under those muscles.

How about now?


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The Republican War On Women is a War Against All Humanity

Now I beseech you, brethren, mark them which cause divisions and offences contrary to the doctrine which ye have learned; and avoid them. For they that are such serve not our Lord Jesus Christ, but
their own belly; and by good words and fair speeches deceive the hearts of the simple.  – Romans 16: 17-18

Did you have a happy and great International Woman’s Day? Did you have many discussions about the current Republican war against women?

With her much fair speech she caused him to yield, with the flattering of her lips she forced him. He goeth after her straightway, as an ox goeth to the slaughter, or as a fool to the correction of the stocks; Till a dart strike through his liver; as a bird hasteth to the snare, and knoweth not that it is for his life. – Proverbs 7: 21-23

The war against women is the war against all Americans. Let’s pay attention to the man behind the curtain.

Drug test? I know many people have to be drunk to get the courage to board a plane. I suppose a six-year-old terrorist would have to be high on hard drugs for the courage to blow herself up on a plane.

“There has to be some sacrifice and some balance when it comes to security at the airport.” – Stupid Sheep-Man

Ben Franklin said that since you are willing to give up a little liberty for a little security; you deserve neither and will lose both.
What kind of father are you? You’re supposed to teach your daughter to not let anyone touch her.

Only 110,000 complaints, so everything is fine then. Go back to sleep.

They acted professionally. It would be professional if they were nurses. they must have thought a woman that old would be ready to die and willing to blow herself up for Al-Qaeda.

They said she could throw the milk in the trash. What if she did that, got on the plane and left, and the milk exploded in the trash can? Smart.

It’s enough to make you break down and cry.

Why is she so upset? Did they make her drink her own breast milk?

Maybe she is experiencing psychological distress from aborting her two-year old baby. Here’s a paper from the Journal of Medical Ethics extolling the virtues of post-birth abortion. It is difficult to be a woman in this world. The Republicans are waging war against women, if you don’t get pregnant; your ovaries will explode, but no one will pay for your birth control. If you get birth control pills, you’ll die. If you get pregnant, you’ll die. If you have an abortion you’ll suffer psychological distress. If you give the baby up for adoption, you’ll suffer even more psychological distress. If you survive all this and grow old; your doctor will murder you.

Republican war against women? How many Republicans voted yes for Obamacare? Zero. Why? Because it installs death panels that would choose to kill our grandmothers to save money.

There’s a war against women, but it isn’t being waged by the Republicans. It isn’t being waged specifically against women either. Someone is waging war against all of us.

It doesn’t matter what you are: Left, Right, Republican, Democrat, Male, Female, Black, or White. If you are not one of the Elites involved in the planning and implementation of this war; then the war is against you.

Or is the war against children in Uganda? You want to talk about Kony 2012? Kony is right here in America. CPS is run by child molesters and killers who confiscate children without cause for profit and ritual sacrifices.

Why else would the Communist Chinese, renowned for infanticide, disappearing dissidents, and organ harvesting, want to emulate our laws?

China is preparing to overhaul a key criminal law amid public confusion – and some dread – over whether the government is about to give police the legal authority to disappear people.

At issue is an amendment to the criminal procedure law that would allow police to secretly detain suspects for months without informing their families. The effect would be to legalize the secret detentions police have increasingly been using against political critics, activist lawyers and other dissidents. – The Seattle Times

China has mobile execution vans, yet they’re emulating our laws now.
Maybe the war is in Syria. Syria? You want to talk about Bashar al-Assad? Assad is our president.

When the Government comes to confiscate your home and property and ship you off to a re-education camp for forced labor, and the people rise up, take up arms and start fighting back; how do you think our Government is going to react?

Homs? no, Omaha.

There’s a VIPR in Your Front Yard

The TSA has enacted a new false flag operation.

Frequent fliers may now pay extra money, be interrogated, fingerprinted and registered like a criminal suspect being booked just to get through the line a little faster.

Those who submit will be rewarded by being allowed to keep their shoes and belts on and keep their laptops in their bags. They’ll go through an expedited line.

You give up a little liberty for a little security; you deserve neither and will lose both.

What happens when the terrorists get into the pre-check program?

TSA Administrator, John Pistole stopped approving requests for private airport screeners. He said there was no substantial advantage in doing so.

Personal freedom and liberty, the right and ability to move freely around our own

We cannot continue to rely only on our military in order to achieve the national security objectives that we've set. We've go to have a civilian national security force that's just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded.

country is not a clear and substantial advantage to him. Of course not; he’s too busy expanding the status quo to subways, buses, highway, boats, trains, stadiums, malls, in front of your house. I’m not being facetious. Mark this date so I can say, ” I told you so.” It won’t be long before we’re unable to leave the house without being scanned or felt up by Obama’s citizen army.

This is ongoing for us. We do this everyday.

The Fourth Amendment means absolutely nothing to them.

Why are we letting them do this? Don’t you know that if  you give up a little liberty for a little security; you deserve neither and will lose both.

Are you afraid? They want you to be. That’s why they gave us those two false flag operations: the shoe-bomber and the underwear-bomber. They had no intention of killing anyone, just scaring us into submission. Those two boogeymen allegedly try to blow up airplanes by igniting C-4 explosives with cigarette lighters. You don’t need to be a Navy Seal to know that,

” C4 is very stable and insensitive to most physical shocks. C4 cannot be detonated by a gunshot or by dropping it onto a hard surface. It does not explode when set on fire or exposed to microwave radiation. Detonation can only be initiated by a combination of extreme heat and a shockwave, such as when a detonator inserted into it is fired.” – Wikipedia

They expect us to believe that Al-Qaeda doesn’t know this.

I’m getting too angry thinking about all this nonsense. Before these people cause a stroke; I need something funny to take my mind off it. A self-imposed fairness doctrine.

Those were the days.