May Your Chains Set Lightly Upon You

Guns ! 4: Of Course

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Of course this land is dangerous!
All of the animals
Are capably murderous.

…One must eat the other
Who runs free before him.
Put them right into his mouth – Jane’s Addiction

Some of these moving pictures are linked to very entertaining videos:

We’re about to get pounced on!

He’s a very loving cat.

“Glad you’re not in the wild?”

Glad you’re not in the wild? What kind of question is that? Heri Morales, do you believe the panther can only kill and eat your niece if she is in the wild?

  

Some people say that guns aren’t always the answer to every problem.
This is true.
You probable wouldn’t want to fire a gun, except a shotgun, in a racquetball court. Not only would it cause a racket, but it would be very easy to shoot yourself accidentally.

Sometimes guns are just too loud. In the action movies; sometimes the hero has to use a knife or break the bad guys’ necks instead of shooting one and alerting the others to his presence.

I wish I saw this video before I crossed a snake today. I didn’t want to shoot at the ground. I needed a long knife to cut it with. The snake was small, but it’s still a snake. I didn’t want to get close to it with my pocketknife so I decided to let it go and grow big enough to at least make a good belt.

…The right to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed. – U.S. Constitution, 2nd amendment

bear

verb (used with object), bore or ( Archaic ) bare; borne or born; bear·ing.
1. to hold up; support: to bear the weight of the roof.

3. to bring forth (young); give birth to: to bear a child.
4. to produce by natural growth: a tree that bears fruit.

5. a large wild beast that will eat you alive. – Dictionary.com

You’re not safe in the city. Wild animals are moving into cities because the cities are growing and there is plenty of food for them there.

Two ladies fought a rabid beaver for twenty minutes in a Washington D.C. suburb. Sometimes even the cute woodland critters need killin’ too.

It is only natural to not want to allow a wild beast to kill and possibly eat you. Our ancestors were able to produce us because they developed and use gun and knife technology to conquer and rule over the animals of this planet.

People have told me that it is illegal in certain places to keep and bear guns and swords.

We also have people who want to conquer and rule over us.

I say do what you need to do, whether it be gun, knife, kung-fu, or whatever, to protect yourself from the four-legged and two-legged animals in the world that seek to harm you.

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