May Your Chains Set Lightly Upon You

We’re Still Here!

That’s great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an aeroplane –
Lenny Bruce is not afraid.
Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn –
Tell me with the rapture and the reverent in the right – right.
You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, bright light, feeling pretty psyched.
a tournament of lies. Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives and I decline.
It’s the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine. – REM

Are you surprised? What did you think was going to happen? Did a gamma ray from the center of the Milky Way disintegrate the earth? Did a pole shift cause the sun to rise in the West this morning? Did the sun rise this morning? Did they earth open up and swallow you whole? Is the sky still blue? Is the grass still green?s_9229389299a223da84ff0836607f4eb8

Maybe it was the Dawning of the Age of Aquarius. Are you now enlightened? Did your consciousness shift?s_0d4a8d1cbcccb579a21dd815660e05b3 Did you receive a new light-body?s_e1bc4198d143cd23caebe3d6f1a10dce

Some of you must feel really dumb today, but I’m sure you’ll rationalize it somehow. Maybe the translation between the Mayan and Gregorian calendars was off.


I don’t follow the Mayan, Julian, Gregorian or any man-made calendar. The only legitimate, accurate and precise calendar is the one made by the one true creator of the Universe; the God of Abraham, Jacob and Isaac.

In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth… And God said, Let there be light: and there was light… And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day… And God said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years: – Genesis 1:1-14

There is no time without motion. If I travel through space at the speed of light; time passes at a different rate for me than it does for you on earth. Time is relative. If I leave the earth; how will I tell the time. I can either continue to use earth time or make up my own time. To do that; I need to use another object in space. The measurement of time is dependent on the relationships and motions of objects. To tell the time; one must be able to know and observe all the objects in existence in the universe.

Only God can do that, but Satan has convinced man otherwise.

And he shall speak great words against the most High, and shall wear out the saints of the most High, and think to change times and laws: and they shall be given into his hand until a time and times and the dividing of time. – Daniel 7:25

“But, the Mayans were so smart,” you say. “Their calendar is more accurate than the Gregorian.”

The Mayans used that accurate calendar to tell them when it was time to perform ritual bloodletting and human sacrifices. Their rulers/slave-masters told them it was necessary to make the sun continue to rise.

Are these the kind of people you want to give credibility to?386899_514434515238275_626728541_n

Did you know that a Mayan calendar that goes far beyond 12/21/2012 was discovered this year?

I’m sorry the world didn’t end last night. I hope you didn’t sell all your possessions and tell your boss what you really think of him. The Mayans didn’t know when the world would end, nor did they claim to. We can tell that the end is coming soon, but no man knows the date or hour.

And as he sat upon the mount of Olives over against the temple, Peter and James and John and Andrew asked him privately, Tell us, when shall these things be? and what shall be the sign when all these things shall be fulfilled? And Jesus answering them began to say, Take heed lest any man deceive you: For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many. And when ye shall hear of wars and rumours of wars, be ye not troubled: for such things must needs be; but the end shall not be yet… And then if any man shall say to you, Lo, here is Christ; or, lo, he is there; believe him not: For false Christs and false prophets shall rise, and shall shew signs and wonders, to seduce, if it were possible, even the elect. But take ye heed: behold, I have foretold you all things… Now learn a parable of the fig tree; When her branch is yet tender, and putteth forth leaves, ye know that summer is near: So ye in like manner, when ye shall see these things come to pass, know that it is nigh, even at the doors… But of that day and that hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels which are in heaven, neither the Son, but the Father. Take ye heed, watch and pray: for ye know not when the time is. For the Son of man is as a man taking a far journey, who left his house, and gave authority to his servants, and to every man his work, and commanded the porter to watch. Watch ye therefore: for ye know not when the master of the house cometh, at even, or at midnight, or at the cockcrowing, or in the morning: Lest coming suddenly he find you sleeping. And what I say unto you I say unto all, Watch. – Mark 13:3-37

I mock your Mayan calendar

I mock your Mayan calendar


One response

  1. You are so interesting! I don’t believe I’ve read something like that before. So wonderful to discover another person with a few genuine thoughts on this subject. Seriously.. thanks for starting this up. This website is one thing that’s needed on the web, someone with a bit of originality!

    January 19, 2013 at 06:51

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