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Disregard the Constabulary!

Please forgive my prodigious use of the “F” word, but I’ve had it. This is what I’ve been driven to. I can’t find any other suitable words to express myself. If you are sensitive to written Sunday School words; please find a way to make it through to the bottom of the page. It contains some very serious news. Don’t let my tone and anger distract you from the

What is it with these stupid cops these days? They must like me telling them to go and fuck themselves. How do these people get jobs that require them to swear to defend and uphold the Constitution, but blatantly violate it? These people are driving me fucking nuts.

226 years ago, as Benjamin Franklin departed from the Constitutional Convention, a woman on the street asked him, “Well, Doctor Franklin, what have we got, a republic or a monarchy?” Franklin replied, “A republic – if you can keep it”.

Well, Ben, I’m sorry to inform you; we can’t keep it. This country is done. It may be time for a second revolution. The way things have been going the past two years; I’m sure it’s inevitable.

Get the hell out if you can.641_346771932088103_1062151478_n

The people are eating dead babies. Most of the politicians are communists, and the people are loving it. Half the population is on welfare. The government spends about 10 billion dollars per day. The private non-Federal no-Reserve is printing 40 billion dollars a month and using it to purchase all the private mortgages/your homes in the country. We will soon be under Obamacare. We will be required to have health insurance whether we want or need it or not. There will soon be no more private personal health insurance, care or doctors. We will soon all be required to report to our government assigned doctors and for our mandated physicals where if it is determined we may continue living; we will be given our mandatory prescriptions and diets. After our mandatory psychiatrist visit, it will be determined that since we are all humans; we are all mentally unstable and therefore unfit to own firearms. This is what’s on television. parenting_13

We can’t get on an airplane without people stripping and raping our wives and children in front of us.

What the fuck have we become?

What the fuck have we become?


Soon we’ll have to undergo a cavity search and wear remote controlled shock collars to get on the fucking plane.

god-damn-airlines Do you think they’ll stop at the airport? No, they won’t. Soon you’ll have to be strip searched and interrogated just to go take a fucking walk in the park in your own fucking neighborhood. Soon!

Next Month!


Starting next year the Paragould, Arkansas Gestapo SS State Secret Police Force will be patrolling the streets with AR-15’s, stopping pedestrians, demanding they produce their papers, inquiring about what business they have doing out on the streets of Paragould, North Korea, I mean, Arkansas, and hauling dissidents of to the Gulags.

“[Police are] going to be in SWAT gear and have AR-15s around their neck,” Stovall said. “If you’re out walking, we’re going to stop you, ask why you’re out walking, check for your ID. We’re going to do it to everybody. Criminals don’t like being talked to.” – Police Chief Todd Stovall

“They may not be doing anything but walking their dog, but they’re going to have to prove it.” – Paragould Mayor Mike Gaskill

“This fear is what’s given us the reason to do this. Once I have stats and people saying they’re scared, we can do this,” he said. “It allows us to do what we’re fixing to do.” – Todd Stovall

The sheep are afraid, so they’ve decided to give up a little liberty in exchange for security, but they deserve to have neither and will lose both.

“To ask you for your ID, I have to have a reason. Well, I’ve got statistical reasons that say I’ve got a lot of crime right now, which gives me probable cause to ask what you’re doing out. Then when I add that people are scared…then that gives us even more [reason] to ask why are you here and what are you doing in this area. Anyone that’s out walking, because of the crime and the fear factor, [could be stopped].” – Todd Stovall

Listen to this, Todd Stovall, you ignorant dumb fuck…

Amendment IV – The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized. – United States Constitution

Amendment V – … nor shall (any person be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself… – United States Constitution

The Constitution bitch! The newspaper said you failed to consult a lawyer about your dystopian, Orwellian nightmare plans, but you don’t need to. I just informed you of the supreme law of the land!

And, it gets worse… I like to read between the lines. I like to look behind the curtain and see that the Wizard is really just a weak little pathetic old man. They aren’t doing this because the people are afraid of crime.

In 2002 statistics were gathered and declared in 2003 that Paragould was recorded as the Safest City in Arkansas with a population of 20,000 plus. The crime rate was 15 crimes per 1,000. The city that came in 2nd place had a rate of 42 crimes per 1,000. – Paragould Police

They seem to be proud of their safety record. If it’s so safe; why the Nazi style interrogations? Paragould sounds safer than Los Angeles, Chicago or New York City. Why aren’t those crime ridden cities doing this?

The cops admit that they are doing these shakedowns in order to catalog and document the citizens and visitors of Paragould for tracking purposes.

We will be asking for picture identification. We will be ascertaining where the subject lives and what they are doing in the area. We will be keeping a record of those we contact. The record keeping is two-fold: First, we want to try to keep from over-lapping making contact with the same people multiple times. Once we know where people live, or that they always walk in that particular neighborhood, then we’ll not need to repeat that contact. – Paragould Police

Some way to make new friends.

Once we have an area that shows a high crime rate or a high call volume, it is our duty and obligation to find out why this is occurring and what we can do to prevent the trend from continuing.  Therefore, identifying subjects in those problem areas help us to solve crimes, and hopefully to prevent future crimes. – Paragould Police

Ooh ooh! I have an idea! Just round everybody up and make them walk through this…

Now, that makes sense. Instead of waiting for people to commit a crime; find out if someone is thinking about breaking the law, and bust them before they do it!
Call the DHS, Todd Stoval and tell them you need this technology in Paragould like, yesterday!
Can you hear the sarcasm in my voice. Can you sense my disgust and contempt for you?


In closing, the purpose of the Town Hall meetings is to inform you, the citizen, of a potential solution to combat the increase of crimes… We are making an effort to educate our citizens via the Town Hall meetings about crime statistics in each area of town, crime prevention tips, and the Street Crimes Unit.  At each meeting, we welcome questions and/or suggestions…. Our hope is for you to attend one of the remaining two meetings this week to hear our plans and so that we may get your input.  The meeting this Tuesday, December 18th, will be held at Center Hill Church of Christ at 7p.m.  The meeting on Thursday, December 20th, will be at the Paragould Community Center at 7 p.m. – Paragould Police

Oh good, maybe I’ll stop by and tell the mayor and police chief what I think of them in person. Or better yet; I’ll just stay home and STFU! It would be better if I just let the people in charge do their jobs and decide by themselves what is best for me. They are the people best suited to do that right? Isn’t that why they are in charge? They don’t need to hear any comments from the peanut gallery, thank you.

Cancellation of Town Hall Meetings

We have corresponded with numerous residents and non-residents today alone who were both supportive and against our Street Crimes Unit and Town Hall Meetings.  Some of the correspondance has caused us great pause in whether or not the meetings should remain as scheduled.

As the police department, it is our duty to protect ALL residents and non-residents from harm.  We feel that with the strong feelings on both sides of the Street Crimes Unit issue, a safe and productive meeting would not be the probable outcome. – Paragould Police

See, it’s for your safety. The Paragould Police and the mayor care about you. They just want you to be safe. They don’t want you to get hurt from voicing your opinion and exercising your first amendment rights at a town hall meeting. Town hall meetings are so archaic and barbaric. Who needs that?

I don’t know whether to laugh, cry or both. Jesus come back soon!

If the Paragould Police start doing this; I hope all the Freedom Fighters in America would join me in Paragould, Arkansas for a mass civil disobedience demonstration. It would be awesome if a horde of patriots showed up and aimlessly wandered the streets with no government identification in their pockets. I have no experience in organizing such an event. If any of you do and would like to help me; please contact me before the Newtown, Connecticut Police, do.

Paragould Police Dept. Authoritarianism Discussion



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